Chirpsin

Everybody wants to get rich at some time in their life. If it's not from a paper route then it might be from selling shirts related to a hugely popular movie. When Australia was all the rage and Aussie tourism commercials were on network tv frequently and Paul Hogan was a film star, a man had an idea.

That idea was to make a cool Australia shirt and make a fortune selling it at the local swap meet. So he begged his wife to use their savings but that wasn't enough. He also had to borrow from every relative and friend. The long hours making his dream come true culminated the day they laid out the shirts waiting for eager shirt buyers to feast and thus make them wealthy.

Suddenly he decided he didn't want to be rich anyway because rich people are stupid. They went home early, unloaded the shirts at a thrift store, had a good cry, and never mentioned the episode ever again.